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Wrestling Is Real
02:21
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yo - it's still real to me dammit!
you haters just knocking it cause you don't understand it
Hot shotting belts in a last second panic
We on long term booking, feet planted, I don’t vanish
They want me to fall back, make room for the others,
But naw, I’m sorry– that ain't gone work for me brother
the work that we produce
Make a listener go Damn!
like he working with Farooq
Get you worked into a shoot
I’m the, Shawn Michaels of the song cycle,
The Paul Bearer of the small era,
The new face of terror,
Toss you off a cage in a fit of rage make Foley look like
Like Steve-O and Margera
They wondering if Mat Mania done hit the bricks,
We like Terry Funk, homie, we ain’t never gonna quit
Pop up unexpectedly, perpetual motion
Jeff Jarrett - getting a bag from every promotion
Quizzlemania, to Wrestle with Wregret
Up Up Down Down then to Dynamite with Wes
I dont wanna upset my political connects
But i was watching wrestling on a black and white set
Scramble box in the living room aince mania 1
And watched ECW since the day it begun
Back on 23rd and Swanson in tattered denim jackets
Swinging like Cornette with tennis rackets
Smile into the hard cam get used to the pressure
none fresher, leaving amateurs future endeavored…
Raps about wrestling? thought you’d never see the day
Turned it up to 11 like Kurt angle in TNA
Asking dumb questions, is he face or a heel?
Put rappers in the hammerlocks, till making em squeal
Told record labels to chill, cuz I ain’t taking the deal
Cause i Never gonna die like Bret’s hatred for bill
Accidents happen but this was on purpose,
Lenny Poffo, im a genius when spitting these verses
Wrestling mag under the seat when im sitting in service
Free agent cause my soul isn’t for purchase
Listen
I been rowdy, from Philly to cobb county
King Booker i don’t need nobody to crown me
Oh Mega! Leave em triggered like a knee to the face
Cause wrestling is real
and People are fake
what
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Teek Hall
Nightmare? More like a night terror
Undertaker all i need is a Paul Bearer
Sneaker app era, sold out by bots
I got the plug on the block
He pull up pop the trunk
Everything that wasn’t there in stock
If you opt for this service its gonna cost a lot
But since i’m the champ my taste is top notch
Whether a belt or a strap
The recipient of that championship is black
If it’s 24/7 I can never lack
I’m always on go
Fresh head to toe like we shooting a video
And spitting these bars like I’m cutting a promo
You will never get these kicks if you slow bro
Trying to catch em all like a Pokeom
Eating ramen at the Ichiban
Wrestling belts the type of sh*t we on
So we could never kick it with you peons
Toure Masters
Strapped like Air Forces high top whites
Two belts like Roman on a Friday night
Match the leather with my attitude
Air ones that’ll do
Great like blue in the stu with the crew
SB necessities always travel with Tiffany’s
Cant be gone too long the game stay missing me
Oregon fours different green
Sneaker change, different scene
Put my feet first cause my sneakers really worth a ton of cream
It’s strap season really bout that season
Fearless fives outside they be like “he tweaking”
I’m ric flair cause I reign the most when i shine
I’m supposed to outrhyme the GOATs of past time
I got it smooth from the belt to the shoes
They gotta mean something cause you can’t keep it when you lose
And if they nice I’ll for sure wear em twice
Spin around kicks like trouble in paradise
It’s a new day
Mega Ran
I’m over here just sitting back maxing
Back with lost perception every single track slapping
Opener or main event I get the best match In
Spamming super kicks like I’m nick and Matt Jackson
No velcro, every button snapped
coordinated so the belt and the kicks gotta match
When you got it like that you ain’t refreshing on an App
It’s what I’m referring to when I be like get the strap
If you know then you know
Before the bucks was in Diors
Shane was in cement 3s
Back bumpin on the floor
You just under ran, copying like cover bands
While I’m Casket fresh like ‘Taker up at Summerslam
No Kama, godfather to these babies
Killing the territory like Vince did in the 80s
It’s a lifestyle I’ll forever represent it
But if you rocking a belt, i expect you to defend it
What’s up
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Ayo I’ve seen what you do, I respect it and all
I been watching Wrestling since before I could even crawl
So I think the next logical step to progress is to hop inside the ring
Give my knowledge a test, yes...
Luckily I’ve got a friend named Creed
He’s agreed to show me everything Im gonna need
So excuse me I’ma do a couple stretches
And then we can get started with these lessons
Wait, Ran, what are you doing? Is this why I’m here?
And why are you in a singlet (this is my wrestling gear)
I thought I was coming over to play monster hunter
(Yeah I tried to tell you plans changed, but I Lost your number)
(Yo remember that time We did that battle in the ring) yeah
And everybody loved it and said we did our thing?)
Yeah, but that was like 2 years ago (yeah I know, but I think I wanna give this a go, bro no.
There so many things you need to aware of
the fans, co-workers, yourself to take care of!
The respect, ability to connect
And Not mention you could break your freaking neck
( Like Kurt angle did?) yeah, exactly take a back seat,
That guy, he’s an Olympic athlete
So imagine what would happen to you
What’s the worst thing, really?
Well, you could tear your Achilles…
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Wanna suplex, cats give em Belly to Backs
Rock Bottom, Tombstone and sunset flip
So I need you to teach me that
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap
Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too
So I need you to teach me that
V2
Like, just because you’re a fan
you think you can hop in the ring, like straight out the stands?
(Yeah)
Like, what if I just decided to rap?
(Like you’re doing right now), well that’s besides the fact
I’m only doing this to prove my point,
And for the record I sound pretty good on this joint.
But First of all, no shade, but you’re of a certain age,
And the body reacts different to pain
When’s the last time you fell, (well, actually a week ago
When I got clumsy in a Home Depot, so?)
Imagine doing that 30 times a day
And some ailments you get just don’t go away
And say- your wife gets mad cause you’re always on the road
I’m already on the road, I do shows, you do shows!
I was told that entertainment is all the same
It’s a, different court but we playing same game)
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Wanna suplex, cats give em Belly to Backs
Rock Bottom, Tombstone and sunset flip
So I need you to teach me that
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap
Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too
So I need you to teach me that
Creed…..
I wanna learn how to run the ropes, do flat back Bumps
Throw lines, and perfect a sick working punch
Who told you these terms?
I got em from the Internet
And if you don’t mind, I wasn’t quite finish yet
Dropkick, drop toe hold, and scoop slam
A little Sweet chin music, tuning up the band
Big Boots, Head locks and Samoan drops
Chokeslam full Nelsons Indian death locks
Fujiwara arm bars, coquina clutches
Make me the baddest I wanna be the toughest!!
Stretch me out, I wanna see what I can take, and make it look real
even though we know it’s F—-
DONT YOU ever fix you lips to SAY THAT WORD
Ok but you gotta show me how to make it not hurt
Man I can’t do this, I just came to play a game
And my friend has gone completely insane
So I’m gonna just leave…
you’re just gonna leave?
I wouldn’t ever desert you in your time of need
But one more thing.. I got you a gift,
Golden girls dvd season 3!
Yeah you like that
Yeah. I just might
If you want it, you gotta teach me to fight
Ok one lesson and then we gotta stop!
Okay what’s the first thing
Taking a chair shot
haha
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LINGO
02:24
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The Lingo
A good guy’s the baby face and the villain is the heel
And if I smartened you up that means you know the deal
When you shooting that means keeping it real with no script
The match is a dance, the mic is the stick
when you hit the mat is a Bump,
A mark is a chump, you over, you do anything you want
The story is an angle, the dress the gimmick
Keeping Kayfabe is pretending that you live it
5 Star match means not much can top it
If you messed a move up, then that means you botched it
Color means blood, an X means help
Showing off is going into business for yourself
When its real its a shoot - and you telling you telling the truth
When you over, the crowd loves everything you do
The house is the number of fans that showed up
If you get tired in the ring, that means you blown up
If you’re a draw that means you got fans
If you a shooter than means you got hands
You get the push, then that means they got plans
Opposite of that is a burial, understand?
Heat is any response from the crowd
whether boo or cheer, it don’t matter if it’s loud
If you got the book you;’re the leader
The big guy is the heater
when you neither good nor bad that makes you a Tweener
The booker is the boss
A short one is a squash
A match ending in chaos is called a schmozz
When you gotta take that L it’s called do a job
and when the crowd gets loud, they call that a pop
a Dark match means no shine
and if I;m giving you the rub that’s referring to a cosign
Now you know all the wrestling terms
Which is cool., but Ill give ya one more lesson to learn
Whether you watch it, as a fan or in the closet
> Enjoy the Product, watch em and Astonish.
It’s okay to acknowledge but, do yourself a solid
Never use these in front of wrestlers, you got it?
Hope that helped, send this song to a friend,
With the pin for the win
Curtain call thats that end,
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Tactical gear, looking like I’m bout to go war with cops,
Samoan drops, Neighbors Hear the ruckus for blocks
Piledriver, shatter your insides,
Suspend you from an incline with some zip ties
And beat you with whatever I can find
Pay off any fine,
You swore I Froze time, when you feel these clotheslines
Yeah
Me and my brother heavy gunners
Make you roll like the Rock whenever he catch a Stunner
We In ya face and we ain’t coming off the top rope
You rappers are not dope
You might be Beyond hope
The winner is…. they calling my name
The rawest up in the game, the authors of pain
We don’t wanna maintain the order
We just came to slaughter
We don’t want the titles the fame and fortune
We are the authors of pain and torture
Once Again
We don’t wanna maintain the order
We just came to slaughter
We don’t want the titles the fame and fortune
We are the authors of pain and torture
We make other rappers retire here
They flee the ring from the ski masks and riot gear
This primal fear, we the new era’s pioneers
Dangerous like trying to take food out a lion’s beard
Me and Ran run the gauntlet for conflict
My accomplice, power bomb send em to God quick
We taking straps off these newcomers
Been on top for two summers, your crew suffer
We the brutes in black boots ready for wartime
These new top teams get crushed like pork rinds
Tell paul bearer we ready to fill coffins
When it come to bringing pain, we the authors
We don’t wanna maintain the order
We just came to slaughter
We don’t want the titles the fame and fortune
We are the authors of pain and torture
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Yo, I watched a dude get thrown off a cage
And come back and wrestle the very next day
True story
I saw a man unleash a 6 foot snake
That bit another man’s arm, yet they call the fake
True story
I watched a man not speak for a year
Rappel from the ceiling, without an ounce of fear
With his face painted up, and a bat in his hand
So how can one wonder how could attract a fan
I watched a dude pretend to be a dead man
Another crashed a hospital, smacked a cat with a bedpan
Ridiculous? Perhaps, but tell me what could
Possibly be more entertaining than that?
I know on any given night I can see something incredible
Moves prompting “ooh’s” and moments so unforgettable
So in case you didn’t know I gotta let you know
Whatever you like, I bet you this is better yo
HOOK
Explosions, car crashes, every night
Drama, excitement, grown men in tights
Love triangles, stunts and fist fights
Wrestling is better than whatever you like
Yeah said it. It’s better than whatever you like
I said it’s better than whatever you like
2X
Immma bet it it’s better than whatever you like
V2
A woman gave birth to a hand
An actor named David arquette was the champ…
You had to be there, you wouldnt understand.
Wait i was there, and I still don’t understand
Yo there’s Barbed wire, tables set on fire
No insurance though most of my heroes can’t retire
It’s complicated so violent and self abusive,
And independent contractors are somehow exclusive
We know too much I can’t pretend I don’t
But the fact is they employ some of my favorite folks
Amazing feats on the regular I think that it’s dope
And maybe one day it’ll change at the top we can hope
And everytime i think I can’t watch it any longer
Something happens that only makes my fandom get stronger
Yup Best bang for the buck
9:00 turn it up
Man y’all know what’s up
Come on
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People Are Fake
03:15
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Wrestling is real
People are fake
Cause when you eating they peeping your plate
Sittin in the cut to see your mistakes
Prey on your weakness to keep you at bay
Wrestling and music it’s seeming the same > I’m just playing my part tryna keep out the way
They call me a leader, cause I was a teacher
But nowadays I ain’t got nothing to say
I follow my own code brother
It’s a lone road brother
Put ya on your backside like a Stone cold stunner
Hell yeah
Mega Ran wins LOL
They ain’t even surprised anymore and I can tell
Got no heat but if I did then it’d be white hot
Critically acclaimed off the chain that’s a mic drop
Cause when you limitless they’ll always try to limit you
None could walk a mile in my 15 tennis shoe
Billy Graham on go fund me
Barry windham on go fundme
All the entertainment they done brought us
How they wind up with no money
I was up in college hungry
My meal plan depleted>
Still somehow scraped up the funding
pay per views on Sunday
Kinda funny, like, Greg, Nick Tim and Blessing
How you constantly progressing and they ask the same questions like
How long you gone do this? Man ain’t no telling
Hurtin like hell but on camera no selling
I’m back like Bray Wyatt due to fervent demand
I show love tho very few cats deserving of ran
Cuz For the culture is what they be yelling
But ask for a dollar the result is telling
We’ll try to pay you just wait till it’s over
Now I’m playing hide and seek with the promoter
Hot dog and a handshake
Pop off for the fan base
Traveling across the landscape
Some use drugs as the band aid
I was good if the fam ate
Keeping my needs secondary
Every week I was getting buried
Now It’s clear that I’m legendary
Who Let the friendship spoil like it’s out of the season
Who Need my locale , holler I’ll gladly drop em
A beacon
I making beats now so I try to use logic and reason
But When people show you who they are you gotta believe em
I keep an Arizona addy but my hearts in Philly
Check my circle and you finding only bosses nar me
Anybody know I keep a plug across the city
Cause Ain’t tryna lose the case like Austin Theory
Feel me
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Grab your spray bottles!
And let’s get ready to do it for the content!
Here we go
Mega Ran Brian Zane
Dick Kick City,
It gets gritty when mega ran, come through, the kid gets busy
Work yourself into a shoot,
But you know it’s legit
"Like what you like, just don't be a dick"
Hey
(Wrestling With Wregret let’s get it!)
Win loss or draw,
The kid gloves is off
Mask on like Big Hoss Mcgraw
The Influencer, Zane ain’t kidding
Chef, Cooking it up in the Kayfabe Kitchen
(Wrestling With Wregret let’s get it!)
Yo what’s that scent?
Maybeyou should bottle it
Drink it in, Spray it on then get
Claude to model it
8 years in can’t look back
Who else can make velour sweatsuits look wack
GAAAAAH!
(Wrestling With Wregret let’s get it!)
No Nonsense, a wrestling godsend
You just hatin’ like Old Man Tronson
Listen You have never been a threat
You are messin with the best when we wrestle with Regret
Hey
(Wrestling With Wregret let’s get it!)
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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona
“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you
can measure an MC.”
— LA Weekly
An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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